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Here’s Some Funny Birthday Card Messages

Sometimes it’s difficult to figure out what to write on the birthday card.

More than just a simple Happy Birthday clearly!

Perhaps you find the snarky messages already printed on cards you purchase from shops to be a bit of a shit?

This is why you can count on us at Obscenity Cards to assist you!

We not only have an amazing selection of birthday cards, we will also assist lazy people by giving a funny or insulting message to put inside.

For those who are interested I present to you 53 birthday wishes that you can’t get anywhere else. ….

Birthday Card Messages

Happy birthday sweetheart. Jks.

Your birthday should be celebrated exactly the way you entered the world: in tears and naked.

Happy birthday ya big cock sucker!

You’re too old to be you’re old Dead Sea was just getting sick before the time you got there.

Do you think there will be cakes? !

Happy anniversary to the kid who’s been a teen since they were three years old!

I don’t have anything for you since my presence is the present. You’re welcome!

Don’t even care that it’s an occasion to celebrate, however I’ve thought there would be beer.

It’s been a while since you went from old slag. Happy Birthday!

I hope your birthday is filled with an alcoholic shitload!

Happy birthday to the office slut.

Let us hope that you be able to live long enough to kick your pants.

I’m not going to insert an age-related joke in this card since I regret the age you’re.

We should all be celebrating the day that you have touched your mother’s vagina!

I had planned to bake an rum-based cake to celebrate your birthday, but instead all I have is cake. And I’m drunk.

A very happy birthday to a sweet sister for her birthday. Sisters are a true friend until you steal my clothes and then I’ll consider you not my friend anymore. Many Love!

Does the cake will be large enough to hold each candle?

Happy birthday! One year closer to the day you die. day..

There are some famous people who were born to you on the day of your birth. There aren’t many of them.

Let’s get fucking smashed! !

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Continue to age in shamefully Happy Birthday!

Thank you to you for helping me look more youthful.

It could be because you’re playing with the old.

A year later and not wiser..

What’s the cause of this mid-life crisis?

Happy Birthday To Mum as well as Dad’s favorite child.

Aging is a long-term process and it shows!


Forget the pastas it’s already gone. Don’t think about the future since you cannot predict it. Don’t forget about the present, too because I did. Enjoy this card!

Thank you for being my beautiful stunning and funny daughter/son. You remind me of me.

Now you’re the oldest you’ve been and also the smallest ever be.. There’s more!

You’re old-fashioned now!

You’re too old for the film Jurassic Park brings back memories.

You’re old-fashioned, and when you attended an auction, everyone began bidding on you.

It’s so old, having to do it three times a night is the number of times you have to get up to go to the toilet.

You’re you’re so Fred Flintstone was your neighbour.

I hope that you’ve already started saving up for the facelift.

Hey sugar tits! Have a fantastic day!

Thank you for your birthday Old Fart. Age is only an amount. For you, it is quite a significant number.

As you age and get older, hangovers become more severe!

I’ve already provided you with herpes, and I thought you wouldn’t like anything more from me.

Happy Birthday, wanna shag?

Don’t fret if birthdays cause you down, as at your age , you’ll not have any birthdays to fret about.

You’re 18! Now you’re officially an adult in the sense of paper, anyway.

21 and haven’t yet gotten you laid?

Happy birthday , Mum and Dad! This year we’ve all contributed to pay for a room in an elderly care facility. It’s never too late!

Let’s have a party as if we’re in 1999, or 1899, in your case like we were in the same room.

You’ll be grateful that I sent you a notecard and not only wrote it on the wall of your Facebook.

A queen’s card next year? ?

Four out of five people get a good amount of money in their credit cards. Happy birthday to number 5!

Best wishes on your birthday, as a friend, I swear that I will not reveal your true age.

I hope you have a wonderful birthday celebration. Sorry that I’m not in the area to attend the surprise celebration!

Happy Grey Pubes’ Birthday!

You can take one funny phrase, or combine it with several lines and put them into a paragraph if you like! It’s a great way to give the birthday boy or girl the chance to laugh.

Create your own humorous card, and they’ll not forget the laugh they got at your sexist remarks. You can also say, oopsie.

It could be your mom or dad, your sister or brother your best friend, or coworker, or even a gift from your dog!

They’ll know you’ve put your heart and soul into their card . You’ll bring smiles to their faces because that you’ve included a humorous note on the birthday card.

We hope you liked the list of hilarious and offensive things to write on your birthday cards and enjoyed it as much as we did!

Feel free to contribute!

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